"hey buddy did you know that impersonating a police officer is a first offence and can land you in jail?"
*high-pitched annoying cop voice* hey buddy did you know that impersonating a police officer is a first offence and can land you in jail
It’s 1am so I’m sorry for the people who won’t see this. But if you want confidence and don’t know how to get it, a really good way is to be confident in other people. When you walk into Starbucks, think, “damn, that barista’s hair is da bomb!” Or when you go to school, think, “my teacher is rocking that skirt!” When you start seeing everyone as being beautiful, at some point you realize that you’re everyone too.
the first person to ever lick pussy must of been like
WHY would you want weed socks where you gonna wear those?? to church???? to school? to work? no you’ll wear them at home by yourself and take pics of them for the internet bc there’s little marijuanas on them